Whitney Houston’s Having a Garage Sale

January 3, 2007 / Posted by:


Whitney Houston is holding a mega-sale this Tuesday in Irvington, NJ. Ok, it’s actually an auction. She’s letting go of hundreds of her costumes as well as a $300,000 see-through piano and a chair that is described as being “Whitney’s throne.” The auction is hoping to earn her ass hundreds of thousands of dollars so she can pay back her taxes. Whitney almost lost her $6 million mansion last year, because of not paying taxes on the property.

Whitney is also selling several Dolce & Gabbana bustiers bras, velvet bodysuits with her initials on them and stretch pants. Ew and you know homegirl doesn’t wash her trash. Does the extra vagina crust come witht he undies?

Also on the block is several awards belonging to her ex, Bobby Brown. Bobby has awards?! Since when? Was there some kind of crackhead of the year award I didn’t know of?

Whitney’s rep claims that she’s just unloading some goods and it has nothing to do with the money she owes the IRS. Sure…


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