He Should Try 1-800-Hag-Mess

January 3, 2007 / Posted by:

The father of David Banda has spoken out that he’s trying to get a hold of Madonna to see how his son is, but he doesn’t know how to find her. Madonna infamously adopted David last year from Africa in a flurry of reports that his daddy didn’t want to give him up. Yohane Banda told reporters that he’s been trying to find his son to see how he’s doing.

He said, “I don’t have her phone and mailing addresses. All I want is to find out how my son is but I don’t know how I can do it.I only talked to her once at the High Court and I want to talk to her now and find out about my child.”

He doesn’t care about his son, let’s be real. He just wants a little more green paper. I see the greed in his eyes and I’m not even looking at him.


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