Anna Nicole’s Real Baby Daddy Will Soon Be Revealed

January 2, 2007 / Posted by:

A judge today ordered Anna Nicole Smith to submit her daughter, Danielynn Hope, to a DNA test by January 23rd. Larry Birkhead claims to be Dani’s father and wants the truth to come out. He filed legal papers last year demanding a paternity test. Anna’s skeezy lawyer, Howard K. Stern, has swore that he is the true baby daddy.

Anna is apparently returned to the Bahamas. Larry’s lawyer told the judge that she would have her US based lab go to the Bahamas to conduct the test, so Anna just has to get out of bed and answer the door.

No word yet on when the results will come back.

I’m sure Anna will have Entertainment Tonight pay her to film the event. I’m sure she will then put the test results on eBay.

I kind of want Larry to be the true father. Imagine the drama? I mean….it would be like watching a really hot and long episode of Cops.


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