Paris Hilton is Still Infecting Australia

December 29, 2006 / Posted by:

Paris Hilton and her suck-up, Kim Kardashian, are still in Australia. Paris is apparently getting paid upwards of $500,00 plus to promote some kind of low-carb beer. She will stay through the New Year and also judge some Bondi Blonde beauty contest. She spent yesterday shopping amidst a flurry of paparazzi flashes.

She also managed to make out with this poor stuffed, Kangaroo. I mean she’s like eating his face….he’s not a poop-shoot Paris! He’s a stuffed animal. Poor thing must have herpes now. I also love how Kim Kardashian just holds it up for her. She’s seriously just a maid with fake boobs and an annoying smirk.


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