Lindsay Lohan for Public Office?

December 29, 2006 / Posted by: admin

Tbe New York State Independent Party has encouraged Lindsay Lohan to run for government in 2009. Speaking on behalf of the party, FRANK MORANO said that she could run for NYC Public Advocate. The position is next in line to the Mayor and links the electorate and city government. He said, “As Albany is currently a cesspool of corruption, badly in need of reform, you may also want to consider a bid for the state legislature. “Many celebrities have made the transition from Hollywood to politics, ranging from ARNOLD SCHWARZENEGGER and JESSE VENTURA to SONNY BONO and RONALD REAGAN. Few if any though, had the enormous potential that you possess.”

WTF? Wait, will she be able to legalize things? Like pot? If so, then I say yes! Oh and can she bring transfat back?

Seriously, I think she sucked him off so he could say that.

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Tags: Dumbasses, Uncomfortable

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