Ashlee Simpson dogsat Jessica Simpson’s Daisy the other day and took the poor thing on a little shopping trip with a mystery dude. Not sure who his ass is, but he’s hot. Poor Daisy can’t catch a break. She is shuffled from one moron to another.
In other Ashlee Simpson news. The piece of trash recently moved and found out that she had so many designer outfits that she hadn’t even worn. So what did she do? She gave them all to her maid! So now her cleaning lady can wash her dishes and soap up her windows wearing Marc Jacbos and stupid t-shirts that say “Team Myself” from Kitson. A friend said that Ashlee is so thrilled that she can help another person out. Oh yeah, real generous. Ashlee is a regular Mother Effin Theresa.