The Strippers Should’ve Beat Her Ass

December 28, 2006 / Posted by:

Lindsay Lohan spent 3 hours early yesterday at Scores strip club in NYC. She spent her time dancing onstage, jumping around and trying to perform. She’s calling it “research” for her new movie I Know Who Killed Me. Lindsay also called all the strippers into the bathroom where she apologized for calling them “whores” in an email she wrote to friends that got out to the public last week.

A source said, “She got up on the stripper pole and began to dance with the Scores Girls with 400 customers cheering her on,” said our source. “Then, she joined her entourage of 15 in the VIP area, and got lap dances from many of the girls, including a special double-dance from two strippers at once. It was hot. But while everybody was drinking, Lindsay was not. It was strictly Perrier for her.”

Lindsay also complained in emails that her thighs were sore from “practicing” on the stripper pole. Since when does it take 3 hours to learn how to be a stripper? It’s not hard. Just stand there looking uncomfortable in lucite heels and a thong and kind of move around, looking bored. Please, she knows where the good coke is. The strippers should’ve gave her a beat down in the bathroom.


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