I Thought Clay Was a Top?

December 28, 2006 / Posted by:

Gatecrasher posted this Blind Item this morning and gee…I wonder who could it be?

Which Middle-American pop star, who really should have learned to stay off the Internet, has been chatting online again? Apparently his ultimate romantic ambition is a simultaneous date with an entire NBA team (except he didn’t use quite those words).

Gayken wants to get gang banged in the ass by a bunch of basketball players? I wonder which team? I’m thinking the Harlem Globetrotters! They’re really funny (and really who doesn’t like to laugh while getting gang banged?) and probably hung like elephants.

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