Keanu Reeves is All Sorts of Dirty

December 27, 2006 / Posted by:

Keanu Reeves gave the paparazzi a special Christmas greeting outside a friend’s home in Los Angeles. Hopefully he went inside that house and filled the tub with boiling hot water and then poursed some bleach up in there and soaked for a few hours. Let’s hope he then took steel wool and some Ajax and scrubbed his skin for a couple of hours. He needs it. Ho looks beat. That being said, I’d hit it.



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