Britney Barfs Up Sushi

December 27, 2006 / Posted by:

Britney Spears seemed to be cleaned up when she showed up at Lex Deux Cafe last week, but it didn’t stay that way. She apparently got so trashed that she couldn’t walk straight and kept falling over. At about 2am, Brit Brit suddenly started up-chucking everywhere!

A source said, “There was barf all over the floor, some got on her; it smelled horrible. It was disgusting. It might have been sushi and saki she was spewing, since she’d dined at Katana Sushi Bar in West Hollywood a few hours earlier. Someone ordered some pasta. Brit’s handlers wanted her to eat something, to try to fill her stomach with something besides alcohol. They didn’t want her getting alcohol poisoning and be rushed to a hospital. She ate a few bites, enough to settle her stomach.”

A few minutes later she was carried out to her car. The paparazzi had left by then. Britney vom? Ugh, that just made me dry heave. Thank God the raw fish was there or it would probably smell even worse. A mixture of Paris’ vagina juices, cheetos, red bull and every single item at Coffee Bean. Poor SPF and JJ had to smell that nasty bref in the morning. Child abuse!


Our commenting rules are pretty simple: If you make any overly offensive comment (racist, bigoted, etc..) or go way off topic when not in an Open Post, your comments will be deleted and you will be banned. If you see an offensive or spammy comment you think should be deleted, flag it for the mods and they'll be forever grateful and give you their first born (although, you probably don't want that).

alt="drupal analytics" >