Call the Kids Inside, Las Vegas!

December 26, 2006 / Posted by:

Jacko is in town! Michael Jackson has already landed in the beautiful city of Las Vegas and purchased this beat down Spanish style home. Jacko is in town to work out a deal to perform a sitdown show at one of the casinos ala Celine Dion style. Jacko arrived with his kids on Saturday via private jet and immediately went to his new home.

He spent Christmas causing a riot at the Caesar forum shops. His 3 security guards couldn’t control the crowd and Miss Jackson bolted after 15-minutes of shopping.

Las Vegas dealmaker Jack Wishna is apparently working with Jacko to bring something to Vegas next year. He said, “We are working on several projects. Michael is one of the greatest entertainers in the world. He is poised to return to the top of the entertainment world soon.”

He should just save Caesar’s some money and take over Celine’s show as is. I mean he has the wigs and the figure. He can sort of sing like her. His legs would look much better in her gowns anyway.


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