Paris is Used and Bruised as Usual
December 23, 2006 / Posted by: admin
Parasite Hilton spent the other day tanning her used and bruised ass on some beach. She probably got the bruise from being gang banged by a group of fish in Tokyo. Anyway, Christmas has come early to us! Word around the grapevine is that this piece of trash is quitting music for good. Her debut album bombed on the charts and even giving bjs to millions of dudes didn’t work to sell records. Sources at her record company claim she’s done.
“You don’t need to worry about listening to any more music from Paris – there won’t be any. Her career as a singer is going to be allowed to quietly go away.”
Merry Christmas to all! Now can they work on making her go away for good?
Our commenting rules: Don't be racist or bigoted, or post comments like "Who cares?", or have multiple accounts, or repost a comment that was deleted by a mod, or post NSFW pics/videos/GIFs, or go off topic when not in an Open Post, or post paparazzi/event/red carpet pics from photo agencies due to copyright infringement issues. Also, promoting adblockers, your website, or your forum is not allowed. Breaking a rule may result in your Disqus account getting permanently or temporarily banned. New commenters must go through a period of pre-moderation. And some posts may be pre-moderated so it could take a minute for your comment to appear if it's approved. If you have a question or an issue with comments, email: michaelk@dlisted.com