Parasite Hilton spent the other day tanning her used and bruised ass on some beach. She probably got the bruise from being gang banged by a group of fish in Tokyo. Anyway, Christmas has come early to us! Word around the grapevine is that this piece of trash is quitting music for good. Her debut album bombed on the charts and even giving bjs to millions of dudes didn’t work to sell records. Sources at her record company claim she’s done.
“You don’t need to worry about listening to any more music from Paris – there won’t be any. Her career as a singer is going to be allowed to quietly go away.”
Merry Christmas to all! Now can they work on making her go away for good?