Let’s Have a Lohan Holiday!

December 23, 2006 / Posted by: admin

I posted this Christmas classic about a month ago, but I thought I’d repost it since you really can’t get your holiday started without it. Blohan’s little sister, Ali Lohan, debuted her single “Lohan Holiday” at Planet Hollywood in NYC yesterday. She also celebrated her 13th Birthday. Her sister wasn’t there, because she was too busy “playing in the Christmas snow,” but I’m sure she was there in spirit.

Unfortunately, Ali Lohan is all sorts of fug and she can’t sing worth a caca. The song is beautiful though and I wish all of you a Lohan holiday. So basically I mean I want you to get beat up by your father, OD on pills, fall down the stairs and have your mother ask you for thousands of dollars. Yeah, that pretty much sounds like the Holidays to me as well!

Tags: Truly Awful Music

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