“Cause Vanity Fair is Like Classy Y’all!”

December 23, 2006 / Posted by:

Britney Spears hopes to be the first to comment about the fall of her marriage to KFed and is hoping to do so in Vanity Fair. KFed planned a tell-all book on his marriage and how Britney is bi-sexual and all, but Brit will beat him to eat.

A source at Vanity Fair said, “Britney has agreed to make Vanity Fair her first big statement about her new life.”

“The interview will be very frank. She liked how they handled Jennifer’s first interview after her divorce from Brad Pitt.”

Who cares what this ho has to say. I want to hear what her vagina has to say. It has a much more compelling tale to tell I’m sure.


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