Plastic Nipples

December 22, 2006 / Posted by:

Posh Beckham braved the cold weather in London for some last minute Christmas shopping yesterday. I don’t think she felt anything, because her nipples are made out of plastic. Seriously, they are like not real. I could probably shoot them with a paintball gun and she wouldn’t feel a thing. I mean I could probably let a alley cat chew the things off and she wouldn’t feel anything. I could probably tell Tom Cruise that it’s Jude Law’s dick and he’d suck them right off and she would feel anything…well you get it.

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