The Original Nicole Richie Got Hitched!

December 20, 2006 / Posted by:

Jack Nicholson’s on-and-off girlfriend has finally moved on from him and married some dude. Lara Flynn Boyle and Donald Ray Thomas married this past Sunday in San Antonio, TX. They married in Donald’s backyard and spent their honeymoon at a nearby hotel. Is Donald broke?

A source said, “They were very nice and seemed so thrilled to be married. They kept talking about how they were over the moon and were in bliss. She was beaming and he was full of energy, kept going on and on about how happy he was. She said she was going back to Los Angeles but that she was going to eventually move to San Antonio to be with her husband and then commute to L.A. when she needed to for work.”

The pair didn’t have wedding rings ready and it is unknown how long they have known each other for. Who is Donald Ray? Did she meet him at a truck stop? I wouldn’t put it past her ass. At least she’s free and clear of Jack now. Remember when she dated David Spade?

UPDATE – Thanks to one of my trusty readers I’ve found out that DRay is some sort of real estate mogul.


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