The CAPTION THIS Contest Winner for December 19th!!!

December 20, 2006 / Posted by:

The Manatee, also known as the “Sea Cow”, is a gentle giant. They are harmless creatures that are slow moving and float in their natural environment. When frightened, they will sit on you until suffocation occurs – Watty

Runner-up:

Ass me no questions, I’ll tell you no Thighs. – La Manu Peluda

Jesus, if you want to fuck this chick, you need to throw a bag of flour on her just to find the wet spot – Ted

Thanks Janelle

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