So Does This Mean Martha Stewart Doesn’t Like Fava Beans?

December 20, 2006 / Posted by:

I’m surprised to hear that Martha Stewart used to date Anthony Hopkins. Am I like the only one that hasn’t heard this caca before? Well, during an interview with Howard Stern she said that she had to break things off with Anthony, because she couldn’t stop thinking of Hannibal Lecter when she looked at him.

She said, “I would have probably had a very nice relationship with Anthony Hopkins, but I couldn’t get past the Lecter thing. Oh, I loved him, but he was… scary. I was going to invite him up to Maine; I have this beautiful home in Maine… but then I reconsidered because I saw that movie again. Do you want someone eating your brain while you are sitting in your beautiful dining room in Maine?”

What a stupid stupid bitch! She should be lucky anyone would want to go muff diving on her. She’s a frigid ho. I mean she could’ve had some real funny. She should’ve dressed her snatched up with fava beans and had him eat them out. I mean that’s romance.

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