Miss USA Not Fired!

December 19, 2006 / Posted by:

Donald Trump announced this morning that Miss USA Tara Conner will not be dethroned after allegations that she was partying hard and tested positive for coke. Tara and Donald met at the Trump Tower this morning and discussed her future with the crown.

He said, “She’s agreed to go into rehab. She knows that if she makes even the slightest mistake from here on she wil be immedialtely replaced.”

Rehab is honestly the answer for anything. Tara should’ve quit. She doesn’t need that, she’s going to be a big star!

UPDATEClick here to see Tara give the performance of a lifetime as she cries and basically sucks up to Donald.


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