Shanna Moakler is hopefully moving on from Travis Barker by dating her Dancing with the Stars partner, Jesse DeSoto. Shanna infamously gave Parasite Hilton a pussy slap for effing her husband. She has been telling friends that she’s now dating Jesse. The reality show also produced a real-life couple from Mario Lopez and Karina Smirnoff-Vodka.
Why am I talking about this? This is boring. You know when things sound good and you start talking about it and then you realize that really you’re the only one that cares and honestly, you don’t even care? Well, this is one of those cases. I need coffee and a butter roll.
That being said, I hope the only pussy Shanna’s hitting now is Jesse’s man pussy!