Oprah Goes Primetime
Queen of Daytime, Oprah Winfrey, has sold two reality shows to ABC. Both shows sounds pretty boring to me and Oprah will appear in both of them, but it is unclear whether or not she will host. I’m guessing her wife, Gayle King, will host at least one of them. Doesn’t Gayle need a job?
The first show is called Oprah’s Winfrey’s The Big Give and the series follows a group of 10 people who will be handed money and resources — and then challenged to find dramatic and emotional ways to use the coin to help others. Each week someone is eliminated and the final ho gets their wish.
The second show is even more boring and is called Your Money or Your Life. The show will focus on a family facing a crisis. Experts will come in to give the families a complete life makeover. BORING! Um…didn’t we have this already? It was called Renovate My Family and it sucked ass buckets!
The shows will not focus on humiliating their contestants. Basically, it will be boring. Ugh, isn’t Extreme Homomakeover enough? I’m sick of seeing sob stories, I want to see humiliation!