Just Don’t Let Him Drive

December 15, 2006 / Posted by:

UK driver of the year and pop star, George Michael, is bringing his drunk ass to the United States! Georgie will start his first US tour in over 15 years this coming Spring. He has had several run-ins with the law and is trying to clean up his image.

He currently just finished a successful European tour. I love his ass, but just don’t let him drive and keep him away from the public toilets. I still laugh picturing his ass getting caught trying to do sex in a park bathroom!


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