She Fucks?

December 13, 2006 / Posted by:

According to Page Six, Joel Madden may have dumped Hilary Duff because she wouldn’t spread. Hilary is saving herself for marriage and is still a virgin. Joel is an oldie olsen and isn’t waiting around to get a little action. So, he moved on to another skinny-bone-jones, Nicole Richie.

The two have sped up their relationship even though they’ve been dating a few weeks. Nicole was also said to be leaving Joel’s Glendale home when she was pulled over for driving on vicodin and weed.

Nicole already finds Joel her “rock.” She listed him as her emergency contact on her booking papers when she was arrrested.

Ok, I can understand that Joel wants to get a little action..but Nicole Richie does not come to mind. Isn’t that like screwing a bag of bones, literally? When he sticks it in the front it probably comes out the back. Not hot.

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