Please Tell Me This is True!

December 13, 2006 / Posted by:

Heather Locklear recently spent a Hawaiin holiday with the nastiness that is David Spade. Well, hopefully that little trip was to say goodbye for good. Heather may be dating the serious hotness that is Johnathan Schaech. I have been a fan of this hunk of hotness for years now. He used to be married to Christina Applegate, but that piece of tramp cheated on his ass and they divorced.

How could you cheat on this? Anyway, sources close to Heather claim the two are now secretly dating. They were seen the other night “canoodling” at a steakhouse in Thousand Oaks.

A source said, “She really likes him. It’s still in that fun, getting-to-know-each-other stage.”

Johnathan could use a little waxing, but a million times better than Spade. Heather seriously needs a little fire in her hole. I will say that David probably eats bagina like a champ. The fug ones always seem to be good at that, so I’ve heard!


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