Foxy is Too Good for Probation

December 12, 2006 / Posted by:

Rapper Foxy Brown was sentenced to probation after a fight in a nail salon two years ago. She was asked to appear in court yesterday for violating her probation. She was sentenced to three years probation and isn’t showing up to meetings with her probation officer, isn’t attending anger management classes and isn’t testing for drugs.

A lawyer for the Department of Probation said that Foxy told them, ‘I’m not like them (others on probation).'”

Foxy appeared in court without a lawyer yesterday and the judge would not let her speak until her lawyer was present. She told reporters outside that this all started, because she asked her probation officer if they could meet somewhere else besides his Brooklyn office. Her probation officer said that she complained that she was expected to sit and wait with “all kinds of criminals” without her own security.

Foxy said, “My safety was in jeopardy. I asked can we make another plan, and he said I had to sit there like every other probationer. I didn’t think they were going to throw me in with the wolves.”

“I have never violated probation. This is happening to me because I’m Foxy Brown.”

Nooo, this is happening to you because you are a stupid ass bitch! Foxy doesn’t realize that the world doesn’t care about her stupid ass anymore and they have moved on to bigger and better things. She should’ve thought about all of this before beating a ho down in a nail salon. The criminals should be afraid of her ass not the other way around.


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