JLo to Adopt?

December 11, 2006 / Posted by:

JLo has denied that she’s receiving IVF treatments in order to get knocked up, but she may be looking to start a family another way. Sources close to JLo and her husband, Skeletor, claim that she’s in the process of adopting a child from Puerto Rico.

The couple are looking to Puerto Rico, because both of their parents are from there. A source said, “Jen and Marc are dying to have kids but it just doesn’t seem to be working for them. Jen realizes she’s not getting any younger, so they’ve jointly decided that adoption may be the answer to their prayers.”

They are having difficulty? Well, the difficulty is that skeletons don’t have sperm and frigid bitches can’t have kids! I think that if they are going to adopt a baby, they should at least have Marc wear a mask fulltime. What poor infant wants to look death in the eye at such a young age?


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