Courtney Love Gets Her Slate Wiped Clean

December 11, 2006 / Posted by:

A Los Angeles judge has terminated Courtney Love’s probation and dismissed three misdemeanor cases, including two drug related charges against her. Courtney got on her knees and sucked his dick…just kidding…she sobbed and cried and thanked him.

The judge said Courtney has done very well after completing a rehab treament and such. Court said, “Thank you for not taking me into custody. Thank you for giving me an opportunity. You’ve been a good, fair judge. Sorry for crying.”

That was nice of him. I’m glad she’s finally getting her act together for the sake of her daughter. She just has to go on TrimSpa baby and it will be all good. Oh and she totally sucked that judge’s dick!


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