Who Won America’s Next Top Model?

December 7, 2006 / Posted by:

Last night was the finale to one of the worst America’s Next Top Model seasons ever. Caridee, Eugena and Melrose all entered into the final 3. Eugena was eliminated leaving Melrose and Caridee to battle it out on one of the most retarded fashion shows in history. It looked like a backyard fashion show with outfits provided by the local costume shop. They were ghosts in like some castle and honestly my third grade Christmas pageant had higher production values.

In the end Tyra Banks and her 50-pound wig had to pick between the girl with the awful runway walk and BEAAAAAAATTIIIFFFUUUUUL photographs (Caridee) or the girl that wants it so bad, but may not have it (Melrose.) Needless to say, Caridee won out.

Finally a natural blonde won, but I think the audience lost in the end…cause that shit sucked!

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