Proud to Be an American Fishtick!

December 4, 2006 / Posted by:

Fishsticks Paltrow made some comments over the weekend to a Portugese newspaper about how the British are so much better than the Americans. She has spoken to People and claims she is very upset and deeply concerned. Yeah, homegirl just doesn’t want to get her ass kicked when she comes over here.

She said, “First of all I feel so lucky to be American. When you look at the rest of the world, we’re so lucky, and that’s something my dad always instilled in me. I feel so proud to be American. I felt so upset to be completely misconstrued and I never, ever would have said that. I definitely did not say that I think the British are more intelligent and civilized than Americans. I am a New York girl, that’s how I always think of myself and see myself.”

Fishsticks tried to save her ass by saying she doesn’t know Spanish well. Isn’t it Portugese not Spanish? She said, “This is what I said. I said that Europe is a much older culture and there’s a difference. I always say in America, people live to work and in Europe, people work to live. There are positives in both. Obviously I need to go back to seventh-grade Spanish!”

Bitch needs to go back to seventh-grade period so some hot cholas with razors in their hair can beat her ass down!

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