Pete Doherty is a Genius or a Lucky Son of a Bitch!

December 4, 2006 / Posted by:

Pete Doherty won’t be serving any jail time for possession of heroin and crack a judge ruled today. The 27-year-old wreck will only have to pay $1,525 in fines and court costs. Kate Moss will cover that, because you know ho is broke as a joke. The judge also told him not to drive for 4 months and Pete like promised really bad that he wouldn’t.

Which arrest was this one for? It was for an April arrest when he was arrested just three hours after he was sentenced for another charge.

How is this happening?! I honestly don’t know how many times this trash ball has been arrested. If I would guess…I’d say 4,567 times. Yeah, that’s a low ball figure. Blohan needs to move to London immediately. She could probably get away with snorting coke right in front of the courthouse!


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