Brit needs to take a cue from Pink – TMZ
The Dion cancels several performances angering old ladies and homosexuals – A Socialite’s Life
Cameron Diaz is a slob – Popsugar
Unfortunately, I don’t want to “Listen” to Beyonce – Just Jared
Nick Lachey buys some cheap ass baseball team – Hollywood Rag
You know you want Jessica Alba’s bra – Cityrag
Kelly Brook in a bikini to cleanse your eyes from the Britgina – Egotastic!
Lohan lets it out on the karaoke stage – Mollygood
Xtina on a carousel horse? – Hollywood Tuna
A look back at Ananda Lewis – The Bastardly
Why does Posh have a gorilla on her back? – IDLYITW
Note – Due to my site being extremely wonky these past few days I have spared y’all with a caption contest for today. It will be back tomorrow with prize! Sorry again for all this, my server is working on it. Trust me, I’m sucking a lot of peen to get this working. Shanks to all the hos who are sticking by. I owe you a glass of buttermilk.