I’ll Offer You Lifetime Blowjobs
November 28, 2006 / Posted by: admin
Taco Bell is offering you a lifetime of tacos if you give them a Playstation 3. The holiday’s most wanted gift is currently being offered on eBay for around 1800 clams. The chain wants to donate the game consoles to the Stanton Teen Center of the Boys & Girls Club. Yeah, right…you know the President wants them for his mistress’ kids.
The lifetime of Taco Bell food is actually the equivalent of $12,500 in Taco Bell Bucks. That can buy you a lot of tacos, but I’m sure your ass will blow up before you consume that many.
If you’re interested e-mail tacobellnews@tacobell.com by December 1st.
Our commenting rules: Don't be racist or bigoted, or post comments like "Who cares?", or have multiple accounts, or repost a comment that was deleted by a mod, or post NSFW pics/videos/GIFs, or go off topic when not in an Open Post, or post paparazzi/event/red carpet pics from photo agencies due to copyright infringement issues. Also, promoting adblockers, your website, or your forum is not allowed. Breaking a rule may result in your Disqus account getting permanently or temporarily banned. New commenters must go through a period of pre-moderation. And some posts may be pre-moderated so it could take a minute for your comment to appear if it's approved. If you have a question or an issue with comments, email: michaelk@dlisted.com