He Has Sex?

November 27, 2006 / Posted by:

While Sly Stallone filmed Rocky Balboa, he kept his prick in his pants. He put himself on a sex-ban, because he’s like a real fighter.

The 60-year-old said, “There is only so much energy in the body and I know some athletes in the film didn’t adhere to the ban, but I did because I knew it was the only way. I hear David Beckham says he doesn’t, but maybe he’s the exception. The people I know who fight all stick to a sex ban because if they don’t they lose.”

Ewww, his wang is probably like Play-doh and that’s not hot. That being said…I’d still suck it like a champ til it got hard. He probably jizzes Ensure.


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