Madonna Wants to Buy This Baby

November 21, 2006 / Posted by:

This is baby Jessica, no not the one that fell into that well, another one. She’s from Malawi, the same place where Madge adopted David Banda. She wants to adopt 18-month-old Jessica, but the problem is that an Australian couple already has dibs on her. Two Australian missionaries are afraid that their adoption plans are in jeopardy, because of Madge.

The couple said, ‘We knew Madonna was at the orphanage and she had met all the kids but we were already in the process of adopting Jessica and we hope we will be successful’.

If Madge doesn’t get Jessica, she might not have to wait long for another. David Banda’s father has remarried and his new wife is expecting their child. Madge can get this one right out of the oven!


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