I’m not sure this story is true, since I think the Britney Spears/KFed prenup contains something about tell-alls. Well, according to reports KFed is shopping around a book that will divulge all of Britney’s dark secrets. He will apparently spin tales of Britney going to gay clubs and hooking up with other chicks. He will also reveal her drug use and her many plastic surgeries. You know homegirl had a tummy tuck, but I don’t get the lesbo vibe from her.
This divorce is apparently getting even uglier than KFed’s skid marks in his undies. He has not backed off of his attempt to gain custody of their children.
Please, the only dark secret Britney has is probably that she smells her used tampons. I mean, you know she does.