Understatement of the Day!

November 20, 2006 / Posted by: admin

Genius TomKat illustration by Gallery of the Absurd

Father Nicola Fiorentini is a Catholic priest from the town where TomKat got married and he said:

“It wasn’t a wedding at all. It was just for publicity. “I can’t believe such an event was allowed to take place at all.”

You think? Anyway, Father Nicola is speaking out because the TomKat wedding was only for show. Tom Cruise and Katie Homes were married legally in Los Angeles, because Italy does not recognize Scientology weddings. The small village of Bracciano was upset by the wedding.

The two are apparently going to hold an official Catholic ceremony in Los Angeles very soon.

Of course it was a stunt! They even had a damn press release announcing the date and place they were getting married. They obviously didn’t want privacy. They also invited loads of celebrities. I mean Posh posed at the wedding like it was a damn premiere.

That being said, Tom is a midget.

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Tags: Hotness, Nicole Kidman, TomKat, Weddings

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