You Still Have Time Katie!!!

November 18, 2006 / Posted by:

Katie Holmes will be Mrs. Tom Crazy in less than 30 minutes. The ceremony will be held at 5pm Italy time. It is currently raining and Katie arrived with her family at the castle earlier in the afternoon. Andrea Bocelli has arrived and he’s due to sing “Ave Maria” at the ceremony. The guest list includes John Travolta, Kelly Preston, Posh & Becks, Brooke Shields, Jim Carrey, Jenny McCarthy, Will Smith, Jada Pinkett Smith, J.J. Abrams and more. The sleepy town of Bracciano has hung signs in windows and restaurants have dedicated menus to Tom in honor of this day.

Oh well, Katie has really done it now! Poor bitch. I almost feel sorry for her.

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