Oh Sick! Mike Tyson’s Gonna Be a Hooker!

November 17, 2006 / Posted by:

Heidi Fleiss has recruited a wife beater and rapist to work as a male hooker at her male brothel in Nevada. Heidi’s Stud Farm will welcome Mike when it opens its doors next year.

Heidi said, “I told him, ‘You’re going to be my big stallion.’ It’s every man’s fear that their girlfriend will go for Mike Tyson.”

Mike can’t wait to get into his new job and please a few ladies. Oh barf! He said, “I don’t care what any man says, it’s every man’s dream to please every woman – and get paid for it.”

Ok if you’re into a rape fantasies or getting banged by Mickey Mouse then this could work for you. I personally feel that they should have a therapist on staff to speak to the women that want to sleep with Mike before doing so, because those hoes must have serious issues. I don’t even want to think about it…ok I just did and I think my brains have fried for good.

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