Note to Lohan: This is You in 3 Months

November 17, 2006 / Posted by:

As much as I think Kimbo Stewart has a face only a dog could love…I feel for her. Homegirl has liver cancer due to excessive drinking. Kimbo is out every night partying just like Paris Hilton and Lindsay Lohan, so it’s no surprise that her hard drinking has finally caught up to her.

Kimbo’s father, Rod said, “She just discovered that she has a very serious liver illness from drinking too much. She said to me, ‘Dad, I’m half Scottish, I thought I was allowed to drink a lot.’ I said, ‘No, darling, it doesn’t work like that.'”

Rod claims that she hasn’t had a drop of booze since being diagnosed. Okay, I did say above that I felt for her…I lied. Bitch deserves it. She’s a young ho and it’s sad, but it’s not like she couldn’t prevent it. These dumb skanks think they are indestructible. Lohan needs to listen up, cause homegirl is next.

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