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November 15, 2006 / Posted by:

In Scientology wedding traditions, the groom is reminded that girls need clothes, food, happiness and possibly a cat. Yes, a cat. Even though, Tom and Katie it has been reported that they will have a Catholic ceremony, many are saying that they are in fact having a Scientology ceremony.

“A photo of a Scientology wedding usually has a bride wearing a white dress and the groom wearing a dark suit and the party behind them. It is a joyous affair,” said Church of Scientology spokeswoman Karin Pouw. Pouw said what makes a Scientology wedding unique is the advice offered in the ceremony for couples to maintain and improve their relationship. “They make a vow to each other that they won’t go to sleep at night without having repaired any upset they may have had during the day,” Pouw said. Twice-divorced Cruise, Scientology’s most prominent advocate, and Holmes, 27, announced their engagement in June 2005 after a whirlwind courtship. It is the first marriage for Holmes, who was raised a Catholic. The couple are expected to choose from five versions of the wedding ceremony, ranging from the Traditional to the Double Ring. Each includes traditional vows and lasts between 20 minutes to one hour.

After the wedding, Tom will immediately go back to work. He has already signed on to star in “Lions of the Lambs” for director Robert Redford. Redford and Meryl Streep will also star. Cruise will star as a congressman who interacts with a journalist (Streep); Redford as an idealistic professor who attempts to inspire a privileged student in his class; and a third storyline about a pair of American soldiers wounded in enemy territory, one of whom is Redford’s former student.

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