After his performance at Chicago’s House of Blues on November 8th, KFed left a beautiful poem on his shower door. It read:
Today I’m a free man
Ladies look out
Fuck a wife
Give me my kids Bitch!
His book of haikus should be available in hardback by next week. Us Weekly swears on their EIC that this is real. I don’t need proof, I believe it. Do you think he was high on Meth or high on weed when he wrote this? Because of the emotions involved in this poem, I’m going to say weed. I think what’s more surprising is the fact that he can actually write.