Last night was the premiere of the UK hit “I’m a Celebrity, Get Me Out of Here.” Nearly 9 Million people tuned in to watch David Gest harass almost everyone in his cast. Here’s a rundown of his antics:
Comment about Faith Brown’s breasts: “You could breast feed all of us and we would all have milk.”
Comment on Myleen Klass’ bod: “Myleene is just the bomb. Her boyfriend is very lucky. She is a definite ten in every sense of the word.”
Comment on Jan Leeming: “She’s got her head in her vagina.”
Hmm…sounds like things I would say. Well, the last one anyway. I’m still recovering from the comment about breast milk. David looks like he’s into drinking the nectar of life during sex. Eeek.