Beyonce and Eva are Not Dyking Out Anytime Soon

November 14, 2006 / Posted by:


Two dykes at a L’Oreal events on 11/9

Eva LongWHORIA is not doing a lesbian flick with Beyonce Knowles and directed by Sofia Coppola. It was reported that at a L’Oreal event last week, Beyonce and Eva both commented that they were starring together in the film version of the lesbian love story “Tipping the Velvet.” Beyonce and Eva claim they never made those statements and have no idea what anybody is talking about.

Eva said, “Believe me, I would love to work with Beyonce one day. She’s so talented. But this is definitely not something we are doing together. It’s completely and absolutely not true.”

“What makes me crazy is that there are quotes out there, quotes from me saying it’s true. But in fact it’s not true. And (there are) quotes of Beyonce saying it’s about time we had a female Brokeback Mountain. And we’re like, we never said that.”

Attorneys are trying to find the original source. Beyonce confirms it isn’t true. Her spokeswhore said, “This is not happening. Beyonce will never work with that trash.” Ok, he didn’t say that…he just said that it’s not true..blah..blah..blah…

I knew this was too bad (yes, bad) to be true. I mean part of me knows that the silver screen would be ruined for all-time if this happened and part of me really wants to see Eva’s bony hands running through Beyonce’s wig.

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