KFed is Grasping at Straws
Not only are there rumors that KFed is trying to sell a sex tape he made with Britney Spears for millions upon millions of dollars, but he’s also trying to sell a different kind of footage. The doofus has confessed he’s tricked out his SUV with cameras and has recorded everything. He said, “The paparazzi turn into a pack of wolves . . . I got some pretty funny video footage of them just tripping all over themselves like dominos.”
He’s currently trying to sell footage of it. Who wants to see that?! Boorrring. I’m sure it’s funny when he’s watching it with his dork friends and smoking a bowl. Bring on the footage of Brit Brit getting down and dirty. Actually don’t, I respect my stomach too much. He should try and sell Brit’s used tampons, I’m sure that would fetch more coins than some dumb ass SUV video.