They’ll Be Back Together in a Couple of Hours

November 12, 2006 / Posted by:

Jude Law and Sienna Miller have called it quits according to People. A source close to the couple claims they have finally put an end to their roller-coaster relationship.

“It’s a mutual decision,” a pal of the actor says of ending the roller-coaster romance. “They have definitely come to the end of the road. They tried to make it work but it failed.”

Reps for both Miller and Law refused to comment on the private lives of their clients.

Now Sienna Miller is free to fuck dudes in public rather than hiding it from her boyfriend and the media. I’m sure they will be back together by morning time. Jude could use the break, because ho has been looking beat lately. They kind of belonged together. Jude’s wang is worn out and Sienna’s vag is so used.

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