Lindsay Blohan has joined the cast of “The Loss of a Teardrop Diamond“, an adaptation of Tennessee Williams screenplay. Blohan will join Chris Evans, Ellen Burstyn, David Strathairn and Ann Margret.
According to The Hollywood Reporter, the screenplay tells the story of Fisher Willow (Lohan), the unpopular 1920s Memphis debutante daughter of a plantation owner with a distaste for narrow-minded people and a penchant for insulting those around her.
After returning from studying abroad, Fisher falls for Jimmy (Evans), the down-trodden son of an alcoholic father (Strathairn) and an insane mother who works at a store on her family’s plantation, who she tries to pass off as a well-to-do suitor to satisfy her aunt (Ann-Margaret) who controls the family’s fortune
Sucks. Blohan has compared herself to Ann Margaret, so I’m sure she’s just running her vagina at the thought of starring in a film with her. This ho wants an Oscar bad!