Madonna is Making Things Worse
Madge is screwing herself over. She won’t stop talking about this adoption thing. Her quotes are amazing though:
This is Madge: “Being married and having kids is not exactly simple no matter who you are. In fact, trying to make those things work is quite a challenge. Sometimes you drop the ball.”
This is Me: “Um..so you suck at being a mom and you don’t fuck your husband.”
This is Madge: “I have to be mom and and wife and there are times when I should have, you know, hung out with my kids, and I just said, “No, I need a massage. I’m gonna do that instead. You know? And I’m gonna be selfish.”
This is Me: “So your kids hate you, right? Do they draw pictures of you in flames? Can I have one? I need something to put over my toilet. But as long as it doesn’t have any blue in it, that will just clash with everything.”
This is Madge: “And you know, my son would say, ‘How much longer is this gonna go on for? I mean, when are you gonna just be home?”
This is Me: “I think when he says “this” it means you being his mom. I think he wants you home, so he can kill you. Cause he hates you, you know. I’m sorry, sometimes the truth hurts. Oh and they are so glad you got that African baby, because Africans learn how to fire guns when they are like infants.”
This is Madge: “Just staying home and looking after my children and being a mother and a wife is not what I want. I want more.”
This is Me: “Ok..riddle me this. If you don’t want to be a mother, why the hell did you buy a kid?! I don’t want to drive and you don’t see me buying a Ford!”
This is Madge: “Um… I do have a terrible temper.”
This is Me: “So you hit your kids?”
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