Bedbugs in Your Coochie

November 3, 2006 / Posted by:

For some reason NYC is currently experiencing a sick bedbug infestations. I’ve seen signs on mattresses in some neighborhoods telling sluts not to take it, because it’s infested. So, it’s no surprise that Maya Rudolph and her director husband, P.T. Anderson, have this problem.

The couple have filed a $450,000 lawsuits claiming that immediately after they moved into their SoHo loft with their baby, they were infested with the nibbly creatures. The bitches were paying $13,500 a month and were told the building was perfect.

The court papers filed say, “The plaintiffs were bitten over portions of their bodies by bedbugs. Apparently unbeknown to plaintiffs, the premises were infested with bedbugs.”

Dirty! Bedbugs are so damn nasty. You can’t get rid of that crap. I hope they shaved off their heads and burned all their clothes.


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