Al Quaeda Better Watch Out for Maddox!

November 2, 2006 / Posted by:

In what is one of the funniest stories of the day….Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt have apparently received death theats from Al Quaeda. Pakistan authorities got word of a possible threat to the couple and alerted British security experts. The couple are currently in India filming the Daniel Pearl biopic. Brad Pitt is also like building houses there or something. The couple are said to have the best security now and won’t be murdered.

I say…WTF? Al Quaeda are after the wrong bitches! This sounds like a huge rumor to me, but Maddox better get his ninja stars ready just in case.


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