Truly Awful Music: A Lohan Holiday

November 1, 2006 / Posted by:


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This little diddy is presented to you by Ali Lohan, sister of Blohan. I guess she put out some kind of Christmas album which is in stores now. The piece of awful music I’m providing you with is called “Lohan Holiday” and is sung by Ali with background vocals by Blohan. I’m not sure what a Lohan holiday is, but I’m sure it involves doing lines off of each other’s firecrotches while crying about how their lives are a complete waste. Then they totally crank call Paris Hilton while smoking crack from broken light bulbs. Ahhh…I love the holidays!

Thx Nick

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